Described as ‘stand-up art shows’, these are NOT your stuffy lectures. Brim-full with fun facts but with a focus on storytelling, an art talk ‘Beyond the Palette style’ is a visual treat as much as a presentation. The best bit is that absolutely no prior knowledge is required and you’ll come out remembering at least one sparking snippet to impress friends and family!
I perform regularly at The Phoenix Arts Club in London’s West End, but I can just as easily bring the show to you! Whether you’re planning a special event, an intimate gathering, or something truly out of the ordinary, I offer exclusive art talks tailored to fit your occasion and venue.
Private and Bespoke Events
You can choose from one of my existing shows – covering themes like love, fashion, or the small subject of the History of Art in 60 minutes – or I can create something completely bespoke, designed just for your event. Either way, expect a storytelling adventure that weaves together works of art, curious anecdotes, and surprising twists to keep you and your guests, or colleagues, thoroughly entertained.
Phoenix Arts Club, Private Christmas Show, 2024
Wherever the venue and whatever the occasion, there’s an art talk to suit. I’ll work closely with you to create the perfect experience—choosing the theme, length, and level of audience interaction to match the vibe of your event. Want something short and punchy? Done. Prefer breaks for cocktails and chatter? Absolutely. No two talks are the same, and that’s part of the magic!
Ready to plan something unforgettable? Contact me now on lynne@beyondthepalette.co.uk – I’d love to hear from you.
Upcoming shows:
Dressed to Distress
Fashion faux pas were not invented in the 1980s. Art is littered with style choices that shocked, scandalized, and occasionally sent their wearers to an early grave. So buckle up for a light-hearted romp through the most striking, provocative and terrifying style trends as depicted by artists from Leonardo da Vinci to John Singer Sargent. Eyebrows, hackles and pulses have been raised, careers advanced and lives wrecked all because of an earring or a well-placed a fur stole. Select your outfit carefully!
Join me on Monday 22 September at the Phoenix Arts Club.
22, September, 6.30pm. Tickets available soon.
And later in the year:
Hex Appeal (27 Oct, 6:30pm)
Witches, wicked women, and the art that made them infamous—this Halloween special is dripping with mischief, magic, and mayhem. If you’ve ever been called “too much,” this one’s for you!
Other shows available:
The History of Art in 60 Minutes
Strap yourselves in because we’re about to cram thousands of years of human creativity into a single, breathless hour. Expect genius, madness, and some truly iconic hairstyles along the way.
Art Decanted
Fine art meets fine wine in this playful pour through art which pairs iconic masterpieces with the perfect wine. No rules, just great art, great wine, a splash of mischief and the occasional iron filing!
Love, Lust and Lucky Escapes!
The crazy story of Cupid and Psyche is perfect for anyone with a romantic streak—or those wondering what a well-aimed prick can really do. From Rubens to Raphael, we’ll uncover a timeless tale of love, lust, and betrayal. Partners optional!
Tea Story
Fancy a scrumptious afternoon tea served with a side of art, intrigue, and a dash of delicious scandal? From sexy strawberries to an artist with a surprising cucumber obsession, plus the age-old jam vs. cream debate, this is (art) history at its absolute tastiest.
DepARTed
A whistle-stop tour of outrageous afterlives. Witty, wine-soaked, and wildly accessible: this is a life-affirming romp through death, myth, and masterpieces that proves the end is just the beginning (of a great story).